I’m an avid fan of Big Brother. My friends and I get on chat to discuss the show on Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday evenings. In between those times we read the live feed blogs. A couple of us stay up from 12 am to 3 am to watch Big Brother After Dark on Showtime. (Waving to Nikiluv and Ashley!) It’s that serious. We get nervous and have to take shots waiting on the live eviction results. We honestly and truly like, love and dislike members of the house. We plan out strategies as “game play” as if we ourselves are in the house. This brings me to the reason for this blog. What would be revealed about you if the camera was watching?
Well, if the cameras were watching in my house I’m not sure how much entertainment that would be. You will see a lot of me talking to myself because well hell that’s what I do! I do it all the time and everywhere I go, and I hate when people interrupt me, because I forget what we were talking about. The camera would probably catch Dallas stealing my belongings and hiding them under my bed. I’m sure that someone would call Alcoholics Anonymous on me as well. I dance by myself like Ellen Degeneres. I curse at the television and I look at myself in the mirror from all different angles. Sometimes holding my boobs up, poking my stomach in and out, seeing how my side profile is holding up etc. Every now and then the camera would see me running to look out the peep hole if I hear some commotion going on in the hall. I might turn off all the lights and peek outside if I hear other people on their balconies, especially if it’s arguing! You guys would get tired of how many times I vacuum and straighten up. For about 5 minutes everyday Dallas and I chase each other around the sofa with him howling and me laughing hysterically. Bored yet? That’s my life no wonder CBS hasn’t picked me up. So now I ask you, what would be revealed about you if the camera was watching? I hope your life is more entertaining than mine!
P.S. If I am every at home and hear the VOICE from Big Brother talking about "BAG LADY PLEASE STOP SINGING" I'm going to run right through my wall!
Later yall, I look forward to your responses
Spy Bag Lady
Monday, March 10, 2008
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Oh my gawd!! I would die if people could watch me 24 hours a day in my house. Knowning all my secrets and the crazy sh*t I do!!
don't include me in ur tom foolery
The camera would find me in front of a plate of food, in front of the 360 or sleep. I am most definitely the opposite of the person they would be looking for that show. BTW - I hate reality tv :-)
Ashley you know goodness well you have me up all hours of the night you and that Nikiluv...makng me drink coffee and take no doze cause I dont want to miss anything! lmao
Yall better learn how to use that dayum DVR and watch that mess while getting dressed in the morning.
You would see me:
playing with my hair, picking my nails, watching TV, e-shopping, talking to my closet trying to find out what to get rid of to make more room for new stuff I just found online that I want, sleeping, laying, eating, talking on the phone, chatting online and damn sure talking to myself (sometimes in a Josh-like manner).
Oh and all my unmentionable acts I'd make yall bammas pay hella extra to see damnit.
And nah Im not as bad as Josh. Hell he's girlier than I am.
Ashley, don't be like that. You gonna stay up with us one night and watch after dark and then a scary movie right afterwards too. LMAO
If Big Brother were watching... he'd probably shoe me in for the next season of The Biggest Loser!
*puts down bowl of ice cream*
U vampires keep ur fangs away from me, thanks :)
Ashley, join us!! Come on!!! You will have fun. :) *playing scary music*
I think someone is about to be evicted from my YAHOO! *cutting eyes at Ashley*
The devil is a lie
BB would wonder how many times is this dude gonna look @ these photo albums? I look @ pics of my fam, self & friends almost daily....
BB would also say... turn off the flixxx... if theres nothing interesting on espn or cnn..then the flixxx will be on... 99% of the time im not watching...tittays make me feel comfy... hahahahaha
All of yall are outta control and right now I'd probably watch a show about watchin yall watch Big Brother LMAO!
Oh except for porn lover over there.
LMAO @ watching us watching big brother. Now that would be a show! LOL
sleeping, dancing, alot of air guitar, texting, laughing at the text messages, doing my hair and make up in bed.. while watching some show... I'd have low ratings.
um yeah. i have a number to a Dr. i want you 2 talk too. LOL!
if they were to catch me on camera in my house. WOW! yeah just wow. im sure ide be picked up for anutha 3 or 4 seasons. LOOL! there is always sumthin goin on. wrather its me watchn Charmed 24/7. chasn the kid around becuz he has gotten away and dosent have on a pamper, imatating janets wonderful dance moves(flippn off chairs and bustn my dayum lip), the raunchy hot sex, or just me plain ol diggn in my ass and siffn my fingers. i dunno. knock yaself out. but im sure ide have avid watchers. aint no telln what will happen once the other personalities kick in. Oop!...
BB cameras would see me in a G-Unot T shirt, basketball shorts and dress socks and I have music on all the time... the bleeps wouldnt make good TV... and I aint even gonna get into the porn!!!
What is up with you guys and the porn UGH!
This blog has made me think...and I'd be a total freakin' embarrasment if someone could watch me for 24 hours in a day...they'd see the large amounts of text msgs and phone calls I recieve from my best friend...I'm sure i'd be pegged as gay by the end of the 24 hour period if it weren't for the absolute raunchiness of things i talk to her about...they'd catch me chasing my dog for socks...spending way too much time online...having odd conversations with my daughters about American Idol and how we no longer will watch Zoey 101, there would be my motherly side, my professional side,my scholarly side, my "after work" side, and my ME side lol...they'd also catch me in the mirror checking for "thumbprints" as advised by the bag lady...lol and no one would be able to tell me that I am NOT Joss Stone when I am singing in the car....lol
Ryan, Im telling you the thumb prints are there!!! hahahaha
lmfao...no i know they are there but dude...i am amazed that all this time they had a name...I laugh everytime i think about your instructions to "disrobe" and look in the mirror..LMFAO
I was just thinking at how sick everyone would be of hearing me yell "clean up your room!!!" like 378 times a day lol and my need for fresh vacuum lines in the rug...aaaaahhhh lol
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