Today is that day that Wesley Snipes a.k.a Nino Brown a.k.a Blade I, II, and Trinity, Passenger 57 was convicted of tax evasion. Three years. It is beyond me why he couldn’t pay his taxes from 1999-2001. He has more money than me and I pay mine! I know he has the money he was the only black action hero from 1990-2000, approximately. Wesley Snipes could play ball, sell drugs, run from the U.S. Marshalls with his feet shackled together, and fight new age vampires, but nobody prepared him for the ass whipping the I.R.S. gave him. They are like rogue renegade psycho detectives. They find everyone. I bet the I.R.S. still got Tupac and Jimmy Hoffa paying taxes. Even Chuck Norris can’t beat the I.R.S. And Wesley thought that if wore a nice dark blue pin stripped suit to court he would get probation. If they put Ronald Isley in jail at the age of 123, then I know goodness well it’s a wrap for Wesley.
I used to have a major crush on Wesley as Nino Brown. I was always into dark chocolate when the Al B Sures were still popular. I was in love right up until the 2nd half of the movie when he got a haircut that looked like the skyline of NYC. The love affair came to an abrupt halt. I was also digging him as Franklin in Disappearing Acts. All I’m going to say is: THE LOVE SCENE. The first movie that I ever saw Wesley in was a baseball movie. His name was Willie Mays Hayes. *snicker*. Hair still looked like it was cut with a brick.
Wesley should have done the remake of Penitentiary in order to prepare for this 3 year stint he is about to pull. I think he could have learned some survivor skills. I know Wesley looks huge on T.V. but he’s is all of 5’7. I think don’t quote me, but he isn’t real tall. Some big burly corn fed Negro named Big OG double OG is going to have Wesley folding his clothes. I think me even typing that was blasphemous. How are you going to punk Blade out? He’s going to go in as Nino and come out as Nina. Oh wait, maybe as Noxzema Jackson, the transsexual he played in Too Wong Fu.
I don’t know why this all amuses me so much. I think it’s because Wesley is so cocky. I bet he wore a pinky ring to court too. He shoulda went in there with his Blade Trinity costume on,
that would have scared the hell out of everyone. Except the I.R.S.See ya when you get out Nino!
Bag Lady
11 comments:
eff wesley snipes! if they took down ron isley, he gotta go, too! FREE RON ISLEY!
oh, and you're all invited
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Never liked Wesley so bah...
a Bob Marley club! how cool!
how the hell did it end up here when I was in the vacation blog..oops!
I agree with Nikki...FREE RON ISLEY!
Forget Wesley...he knew what he was doing...now he has to serve time, pay taxes and the penalties! How you like them apples!! :)
SMH He's lucky they didn't hit him for every year. They could only go so far back. I can't fathom why he thought he didn't need to pay. I mean, out of the 15-30 million he made, during that period, he could certainly have afforded to let go of 5-7 million of it. Greed is a bitch.
SMH He's lucky they didn't hit him for every year. They could only go so far back. I can't fathom why he thought he didn't need to pay. I mean, out of the 15-30 million he made, during that period, he could certainly have afforded to let go of 5-7 million of it. Greed is a bitch.
Uncle Sam: 1
Nino Brown: 0
I bet he in that jail cell looking like a black ninja lmao
oh...and why did i find out that this dude had judge joe as a character witness? wes was trying to pull out ALL the stops. LOL
CHELSIAAAAAA!!!!! I'm over here DYING at him wearing a pink ring to court...u so damn simple...*kilt*
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