If it wasn't in her purse you can rest assured she would pull it out of the purse she was born with. Yes, the space between your boobs and your bra is also for all intents and purposes (Not INTENSIVE PURPOSES) a purse.
I hated it. Lunch money, gum, Tylenol, chap stick, a band aid, stamps, post it notes or a map leading to the Holy Grail she had it in her "purse". I thought it was the worst. I was always so embarrassed especially as I'm trying to get out of the car for school and she reaches down in her bra for my lunch money. It wasn't so bad after I saw other mothers doing the same thing with horrified children looking on.
Well, the thing that most children dread about their parents is being like them. Yes I do utilize my natural purse, much to the terror of those subject to knowing where I keep my single key, money left over when I don't have pockets in my scrubs, lip gloss and whatever else I can fit in there without giving the appearance of a bag of acorns. The natural purse comes in handy when you don't want to carry a pure into the club or you have no pockets. Guys don't mind your natural purse at all and they will have you holding things for them, if you're lucky its their credit card. A sportsbra is like carrying around a hobo bag!
I'm going to be buying my braziers in a cup size larger so I can fit cool things down there for easy access. Watch out for the summer though, because your things can get "moist" down there. YUCK. I just grossed myself out. Let me go to bed.
*taking off purse*
Goodnight...
BodyByVictoriaBagLady *snicker*
7 comments:
This is too funny! My abuela used to tie up my money in a little handkercheif and pin it inside my bra when I would travel. Then time when it got embarrassing was when I started going on dates and had to put my "mad money" in there, you know just in case. Now it's a natural reflex. No pockets and purse out of reach in "it" goes with a little pat for security, whether "it" be a business card, phone number, some change, a couple dollars, etc... Oh well. lol
PUAHAHAHH @ stamps. I hate you...ok? Yeah...moisture...ilk...my girl ruined her phone that way LMAO!! Yes TMI I know. Sadly, my tatters aint big enough to put my phone into my "purse"...sigh...**lookin down and pouting into my shirt**
It does wonders for credit cards and money tho :-D
LOL ... That was cute ... I do know about the natural purse unfortunately my purse isn't big enough to hold lots of stuff ...
Lucky for me I have friends that carry a way bigger purse than me...LOL
Thank GOD my Mother never carried stuff in her bra... but I do have a clear memory of my great grandmother pinning money to her bra... weird!!!
This is true! Especially at the gym--but don't try to put that sweaty dollar in the vending machine cuz it ain't gonna go lol. The best thing about the natural purse is when you take it off at the end of the day and money falls on the floor that you forgot you had.
I dont have much of a purse, but I can remember my Grandma using it often. I remember when I was young and my uncle gave me some change. I was sooo excited and I proceeded to put my change in imaginary purse, but considering I didn't have anything to hold it up there then all the change fell to the floor!! AND YES I started crying because my money didn't stay put like Grandma's!! My family still tells that story and laughs about it! :-)
You are soo damn twisted sometimes ...no wonder we get along LMAO!!!
Sometimes I stick my Blackberry right in my brastrap area. It holds really well in there *blush*. Yall don't laugh, wait til you get attached to your BB. You will heed my advice *wink*
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