
And I'm not talking about Miami Vice. I'm talking about a Vice. Something you do that you shouldnt do. It's a fancy word for a sin or something immoral. It's something you do that isnt great but it makes you feel great. I'm sure your wheels are spinning now. Wikipedia gives numerous examples of a "vice" including but not limited to:
absent-mindedness
indulgence
perversion
poor judgment
prejudice
presumptuousness
pride
purposelessness
selfishness
sensuality
tactlessness
unforgiveness
unkindness
vanity
violence
weakness
addiction
aggression
alcoholism
animosity
bigotry
bitterness
drunkenness
excess
greed
ignorance
indecision

The title of the blog is "HOLD MY PURSE" so you know what my major VICE is. Let's choose EXCESS. I tend to over do everything, from "social drinking" to shopping, party planning, I just go way over board. It would be cool if I had that Victoria Beckam money! I make big huge plans in my head before I consult my "sexy spread sheet" (c) Island Girl. I think I should get points back for spending excessive money on other people maybe that cancels out my sin!
Another vice of mine is indecision. Asking me to make a solid and concrete decision is like telling me to choose between a Dior Gaucho
and a Marc Jacobs Hudson
I just can't do it. I start feeling faint and sweating and my hands start shaking. I need someone to guide me or I'm at a lost. I can make plenty decisions for other people but when it comes to me it's almost as bad as a phobia! I am extemely absent minded. I do things that can put me and the beagle in danger like leaving the patio door open, leaving the oven on all night and wondering why my air conditioning isnt working. One time at my dad's house I left the laundry room sink running and went upstair to go to sleep. I heard the dogs barking but I ignored it. My niece told my father that something was wrong with the dogs and they were all wet. Poor Dallas was in cage full of water up to his knees (if he had them). My father was so mad he didnt say a word to me. I just have alot going on in my head I guess I better get things organized!
Saturday night I'm going to have about 10-15 vices in no particular order. I'll be at Cafe Asia for First Saturdays doing things that are immoral and illegal in 40 states
. But it will be fun! Almost as fun as riding on the roller coaster in NY NY hotel in Vegas after about 3 strawberry margaritas. The list did say alchoholism was a vice right? I'm telling you, you have not lived until you are on a roller coaster tipsy! What is your Vice? If I was partying back in the day with Jesus Christ he would turn my wine back into water. So tell me what yours are I'm all ears...
Anyway, meet me at Cafe Asia on Saturday night and let's compare Vices ...drinks on you :)
http://www.thefirstsaturdays.com/
P.S. One last thing. I have such a weakness for men with nice arms, a fresh hair cut, nice eyelashes and sexy lips. I mean he can look like Forrest Whitaker but if has those 3 I can get over that lazy eye!
See you Sat!
BL29 aka the 08 Jayne Kennedy!
14 comments:
Out of that list you got, a good 14 of them LOL But I ain't telling :o)
I really should have added BIG BROTHER to that. I actually dream about these fools!
Cussin... I get angry & obscenities stream forth and negate allllll my eloquence!
Procrastination... in undergrad, I used to wait until 2 days before to even START my papers... sometimes the DAY before.
Charity cases... I loves me a pitiful person. I always wanna be the hero, but I am gettin over that! TRUST AAAAAND BELIEEEEVE!
I am over likka, my tummy can't take it, I have a very delicate constitution in my old age. Hmmm, databoutit!
my absolute worst is logging in to rpmb everyday...which apparently the universe is helping me to overcome... :-(...foxxy where else can i go?...this is yellowhoney btw...
Girl i dont know what is going on or what you are going to do! ahahha But you are welcome to hang out here I need to get good use out of that chat box I'm paying for!
Yahoo is: foxxy_baglady
Food, well ice cream in particular, is my vice. I need an intervention, STAT!
Oh yeah, impulsiveness, especially when it comes to shoes.
Cursing.... well, cursing stupid people out, which is almost daily...
There's more.. but I won't bore you all anymore than I already have. LOL
I like anything that I can put sour cream on. Someone take me to Lauriol Plaza!!!
hot dogs...henny...and grey goose.
Driving while texting, sexy dark skinned men, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.... My list is WAY too long LOL!
the f word... i say it way too much. at least every other sentence.
i drink too much sometimes... it takes the edge off, what can i say. no i'm not an alky. and if i am, im in serious denial LOL! no...i'm not really an alky, am i?
music of course...i don't think that's really a vice...but i have to have it playing constantly...
oh..and i masturbate too much... tee hee...
Buying too many purses and shoes.
Gran Patron w/lime & salt. A bottle of chardonnay champagne will do in a pinch or some Moscato.
Well RPMB used to be a guilty pleasure. LOL
Oh yeah and Sonic ice.
Chicken wings, beer, and Hennessey
Shopping, I always do it, feel guilty, and justify it. And maturbation, I find creative new ways...
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