I am experiencing a strange phenomena. There is a mass conspiracy taking place that results in strategically placed emails disappearing from my spam box and re-appearing in the inbox. They are like Be-Be's kids, I spam one and two reappear. Maybe my spam box has been paid off! What a snitch. Maybe my password has been compromised. I hope I didn't sign that clipboard giving my email and password at the end of a club night. How does this happen? Everything else that goes to spam stays there but the "Little Club Promotion Could" keeps popping up.
I get so excited when I see the red light blinking on my blackberry. I'm thinking "yay an email". My excitement is curtailed when I see that its a flier for a party that I'm well aware of. Now let me be careful because I am close personal friends with a few of the promoters in the DC area. But guess what? That means I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT YOUR PARTY. So for me, getting the same flier 4 times a day for the same party that has been going on for months is like someone saying there is Sweet Tea for $1 at McDonalds. Been knew!
I'm probably about to get in alot of trouble. I hope I don't get blackballed from all future club events. I'm just saying guys, how are you infiltrating my spam box? Is this some kinda Black Ops thing? Is Action Jackson working for you? The next time I see a clipboard outside the club I'm taking it and running. I have given out so many fake email addresses, and I think Action Jackson has filtered them all right back to me! Next time I'm gonna give them the promoters personal email addresses how about that.
The only thing worse that the club Spamburgulars are the folks who try to convince you that if you don't forward an email along Jesus and God and Moses will ban you from heaven. Look, if Christ's love and adoration is that shallow, he disowned me back in 98 when i did you know what with you know who, ya heard?
Now that I have inserted my foot completely into my mouth, I will say it was worth it and I got alot of my chest. I mean I do LOOK at the emails in my spam box. Tell Action Jackson to give me a break. I hope yall dont start spamming Obama when and if he gets elected.
P.S.
I'm still good on that guest list right?
BagLady aka The Black Grace Slick
12 comments:
Yo! You are bold as hell with that P.S. at the end! LMAO!
This topic hits close to home for me as I've had several AIM/GChat away messages with threats of blowing up Park. It's to the point where I dont even check my messages on Facebook because I already know there is nothing but dumb ass party invitations in there. Now granted...most of these coon boys that are doing this are friends of mine so I can't delete their nigger asses. I say all that to say this....one of these days I'm going to Timothy McVeigh one of these clubs out of utter frustration.
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Candy, after this blog and your comment we need to start thinking about alternative forms of nightime entertainment. Let's up that Netflix Queue!
Right! Let me name a few more:
1.Don't purchase any business items from VistaPrint. I mean their products are nice but you will spend more time deleting emails from them than you will dealing with your own business-and this will happen even if you check that d@mn box that says "I do not want to receive advertisements about VistaPrint's new products and/specials."
2.E-VIP is still filling up a yahoo account I USED to check like five years ago until their messages ran me away from my own inbox!
3.And if you ever thing about becoming a travel agent, DO NOT register as a member to any of the Travel companies that claim to give you and your customers perks...if you ever decide that being a travel agent is not your thing, and you reply to their emails to be removed from their mailing list--THE SH*T DOES NOT WORK!I mean not that I tried any of this or anything:)...
I learned a long time ago that SPAM blocker software and downloads are just another way for people to make money-if you read the fine print of any of them, they all tell you that they CAN NOT guarantee that all spam will be blocked!
Oh, and my advice to the ppl still sending the dumb@ss religious chain forwards, JUST STOP IT...I mean D@MN! And for thos ppl spending money on the SPAM Blocker crap-just send me the check, I'm sure I could write a program (without having programming experience) that will filter your spam better than the other guys!:)
T-Diddy has spoken lmao! Ima smack the first person that says I spam with my blog updates!
Get ya boxin gloves out! You are the Queen of IM Blog Spam LMAO!!!
But seriously, It's like having a damn good time out with your friends only to come back to your car covered in fliers. It feels like an invasion of privacy. Folks need to leave other folks personal space (real or internet) alone.
fried spam sammiches are good :-D
LOL @ Action Jackson.
Yo...them emails are the worst. I have a "spam address" that I use for signing up for stuff online. Its crazy.
LOL@ CandyNicole..."nigger asses"!
does it count if I leave party information in the comment section of your blog?
lol.
Ian, try me and see. And don't post no sneakers up in here unless they got LV prints!
fyi...promoters dont program or engineer computer software.
and spam is pork!!!
lol
I said you got Action Jackson working for you and you couldnt be anonymous if you tried..*snicker*
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