In the store it looks nice and perfect but when you buy it and start piling things in it, the speedy has a drop like the Rebel Yell at Kings Dominion. Another thing I noticed was that it wasn't the size of a 30. It was more like a Speedy 27.5 or something. There is a noteable difference between the 25 and the 30, so I knew it wasn't a 25. I need to form a handbag drop squad to take care of these fugazi broads once and for all!2. I don't care how fly we think we are living, nothing compares to the life of a dog.
3. People with no rhythm dance the hardest. I watched a girl last night in Cafe Asia party like her life depended on it and not one move she made matched the song. I'm sure she lost 5lbs last night and got her moneys worth though you go girl!
4. I can't imagine life without my blackberry CURVE.
I have no clue what took me so long to get it. I know that folks with Treos, iPhones, SKs etc love their PDAs as well, but the whole Blackberry crew is like a CULT. I feel like Jim Jones is gonna ask me to download some cyanide laced koolaid from crackberry.com.5. I think that Nordstroms employees hide the good bags in the back. A dead give away is "what bag were you looking for?" You have seen me touch and fondle every bag in this section yet you think there is something I may have missed? Give up the goods lady!
6. Keeping with the whole Nordys thing, if you haven't visited the anniversary sale log of right no and go before its too late! I bought some HOT SHADES!!!
7.
I'm going to break onto the Big Brother 10 set and kidnap Libra. I'm going to take her into the Diary room and put a Motions Super Relaxer in her hair. Then I'm going to call DenyseG in to fix that FauxBob she has. We will do his all while the house guests are sleeping :-)8. Female football fans rawk 150 times more than male fans. We can enjoy all aspects of football including the men :-) Plus we are more level headed when it comes to looking at the whole picture when it comes to choosing picks for the week. Women have mastered "tough love". If my team is up against an undefeated team and we have 3 starters on IR and our QB has a sprained wrist I am not going to choose them that week because of pride. Besides, I want to WIN the war. See you guys in the Yahoo Pickem League, I'll be the one peering down at you from the top! Oh ...COWBOYS STAND UP!!!!
I BLEED COWBOY BLUE! AMERICA'S TEAM!!! THERE'S A HOLE IN THE TOP OF TEXAS STADIUM SO THAT GOD CAN SEE HIS FAVORITE TEAM PLAY! YEAH! 9. Investigation Discovery is the best channel ever granted to me through Comcast. If you watch this channel not only will you never commit a crime, but you probably can start your own investigation and help out some of these detectives who can't seem to get it together!
10. Jose Cuervo Silver ain't bad...not bad at all..not bad at ALL.
I'm trying to decide if I like it better than my beloved Milagro, it definitely is alot cheaper. I don't care how many folks rap about it and how hood popular it is, I will never be a drinker of Patron. YUCK. True tequila lovers know that Patron is to be sipped, not "SHOT". There is a reason why it makes you black out and forget that you have on a dress on your 30th birthday and hug various and asundrious eople. *hiding in shame*
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Girl you are too funny!
And know I know why I was humping people outside the club... PATRON is the debil!!! LMAO
You will not win You Pick Em' this year!!!!!
There's no such thing as me not winning something :0)
aww look at little Dallas! so krute!
Nothing to add here except....
*Plotting a way to steal Dallas*
I am so through with the Speedy knockoffs. UGH! My Speedy30 is at least 20 yrs old. Nice patina and still rockable. Matta fact all of my LV's with the exception of 2, the Epi Leather Speedy25 Black (gift from a very generous auntie - waiting for her to give up her trunk) and the Canvas sig Alma Bag could be considered vintage. But ur loco with your "27.5" HAHAHAHA. I am so getting the Monogramouflage the one I posted in your purse thread as my end of summer treat.
Ahh I gave up on the Curve. I'm getting the MotoQ. It'll fit more of my needs until I change my mind again *sigh*. The wheels haven't fallen off my current one so I'm good. :D
I knew we clicked for a reason. Any female Cowboys fan is una amiga mio.
Be easy on the Gran Patron. lol I'm having Shiraz tonight. *cheers & felicidades*
Now off to complete my fit for the Janet show in ATL. Found boots now have to get the outfit. http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodpri/V266621_W305RGB_BOOT.jpg . If you can't see the pic they are the over the knee stretch boot in patent black.
Dallas kills me when he lays around like that showing all his kibbles and bits, he is such a porn star. Oh and the bitch in the first pic is dope. (yes homo)
OMG , my blackberry is like my child, I try to gaurd that thing with my life, I forget it in the car today and ran back out to the car after a couple of hours crying thinking, lord they gonna call the BPS (Blackberry Protective Services) on me, I done left the baby in a hot car!!! and as for Libra's ass, I hope she wins HOH next week so she can get a relaxer kit, cause whoever else is HOH needs to put her and her regrowth on the block cause thats two separate entities and I hope the regrowth dont win POV cause that shit HAS to go! Then she tries to tie it down and it be fighting the headtie, she need weaken it, put that shit on SLOP, something. I know they got a CHI up thru that camp somewhere cause how is Manchelle taming all of her Simba down?
EYE will win pick em this year.
The
END.
Poor dallas...gotta sleep on that hideous blanket.
I thought of you on Saturday. I treated my mother to lunch (Wendy's across from Forestville Mall...BALLIINNN). And I said "look at her fake coach bag". She was like "Damn...thats a Goach". It was a monogram joint with the big Gs on it.
THROW SOME Cs ON THAT BITCH!!
LOL! Love the bluntness. u make very valid points. and yeah, i already bust Nordy's wide open! str8 up threw it round my neck! that CC bill is gonna be as long as RKellys wrap sheet. WOW!...
ur beagle is cute. :-D
COWBOYS STAND UP!
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