Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Let me start off by asking, who came up with the name for these panties? Anyhoo. For those of you who are still in the dark, let me turn the lights on so you can see what we are all seeing transpire before our very eyes. Yes, ladies, you too can have a J-Lo! Who wants to go through the expensive task of getting butt implants. Who wants to go through the grueling squats to get your butt to "poke" out just right? Why not buy some loaded draws?! Booty Pop Panties? The name alone. I can't.
The image above shows you a before and after. I feel comfortable with saying that if you arent wearing jeans, that after may look like you are wearing a nice thick pair of depends. I guess it is the same as all of the body shapers and spanx etc that give the illusion of things coming all together perfectly. But, something about "booty pop panties" just sends me into a spiral. What if they dont adjust right? What if they end up lop sided? What if your man's hand wanders and he thinks he's with sponge bob. YIKES ladies, lets think about this a second.
I think these are made for smaller women with the desire for a more "defined" rear. I'm sure if you were wider with wide hips and a flat but they would make it look like you had two whoppers in your back pocket. ILK.
They come in lots of colors, and are sized by level of "sweetness"...I'm assuming that is just for the pleausure of the wearer not the viewer. Some dude is gonna get his feelings hurt behind this. I've already seen club pictures with "butt pads" exposed. ZOINKS!
This reminds me of the lady on "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka"..once he got her home she took off the wig, teeth and her leg! #FRAUD
To each her own...stay bootylicious!
P.S. bottom of their website
Due to sanitary reasons with undergarment there are no returns or exchanges.
P.P.S. If you google "BUTT PADS" this is the 2nd image that comes up